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100 Ways to Annoy Starscream:

1) Inform him that Megatron will always be the better leader of the Decepticons. Always.

2) Take a video of Megatron beating up Screamer and post it on Youtube. Be sure every Decepticon and Autobot sees it so they can taunt him about being Megatron's bitch.

3) Ask Starscream where his 'Kiss the Cook' apron is. After all, he has pointed out in multiple universes that he is 'home Megatron' like the good little wife he is.

4) Tell G1 Screamer that in Prime he has 'obsolete' technology that he refuses to upgrade it. Oh yeah, and he no longer has his precious null-ray.

5) Tell Starscream that he is a lying, big-headed, bitchy suck-up of a whimp.

6) Ask Screamer what's up with the constant change in his chin size. Does he enjoy cosmetic surgery that much?

7) Ask Screamer also if that bad attitude has to do with the size of his... ahem... you know.

8) Related to number 7 if you're daring, add that "It's no wonder Megatron's the dominant one in the relationship". And then maybe point out that the Allspark (or Primus, if you prefer) may have been having a lazy-off day when making his weak excuse for a model.

9) Mention how you'd want to take a flight in the most powerful Cybertronian jet-plane one day. You think Thundercracker or Skywarp would be the absolute fastest!

10)  Prank call Screamer claiming to be Megatron and that you would like him in the board room dressed in his skimpiest outfit in ten minutes... or else. Then call all the 'cons to the board room for an urgent message. Watch the reaction of everyone unfold when Screamer enters!

11) Tell Starscream he looks pretty... in pink.

12) Compliment him on his "high heels" and ask him where he bought them. [Kindly submitted by ~Spartan-10.]

13) Bring up the time when he was powned by Skyquake. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

14) Relating to 13, ask him if he liked being thrown around by Skyquake. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

15) Ask if he likes being the submisive one in his relationship with Megatron/or any other 'cons. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

16) Bring up the time he was supposively untouchable with the dark energon infused into him and then had his arm blown off by Optimus. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

17) Offer Starscream a spare hand, change your mind, then point out that he should have one laying around somewhere. After all shouldn't it be rather difficult to loose a whole arm? Oh, wait, you forgot. Skyquake already offered him a hand. [Kindly submitted by ~Terra-Akala.]

18) Trick Megatron into thinking that Starscream is cheating on him, and then watch as Megatron beats the crap out of Starscream. [Kindly submitted by ~ErinPrimette.]

19) Call him ma'am and pretend it was a mistake. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

20) Tell TFA Starscream that he can't even measure up to his own clones. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

21) Tell Starscream his voice changes throughout the different shows makes him sound like he is going through puberty. [Kindly submitted by ~MetaKnightgirl42.]

22) Tell starscream that his shin armor looks like pantyhose with bows on the knees and he would be look excellent if he wore a pink, short, frilly skirt to top it off. [Kindly submitted by ~ForAircurrent.]

23) Videotape Aramda-Starscream with Alexis and show it to the others (particularly G1, Prime, Animated) and ask where his human friend is. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

24) Provide TFP Starscream with proof of his other-verse versions' immortality, then indicate his left arm. Kindly ask if the Dark Energon was defective. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

25) Point out Animated's extreme sexiness and smarm. Inform him of Armada-Scream's EXTENSIVE fanbase, the G1-ers, the TFP fangirls. Then seek out the Bayformer version. Ask how he got the impression a chicken with dorito aspirations was a good idea. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

26) Document Animated's clones. Sneak the tapes into the respective quarters of their G1 counterparts, with the explanation of "pieces of Starscream personality". Save the Slipstream one for Megatron. And don't forget her questionable involvement with Bulkhead and Optimus. [Kindly submitted by SkylerFarrier.]

27) Set up a *who would you frg* poll with the various Megatrons as contestants. Make Starscream answer it and explain his choice. Alternately, have the Megatons compete for the 'right' of Starscream obeying the winner's every order for a specified amount of time. Don't tell Starscream until the winner has been decided. HINT: the longer the interval is, the more time you have to flee. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

28) Tell Starscream that he definitely lives up to his designation in a berth with another 'con. Really. [Kindly submitted by ~XChick.]

29) Listen to a Justin Beiber song on the radio. Then turn to Starscream and exclaim, "I didn't know you could sing!" (The best part: Defending himself means admitting he CAN'T sing. :XD:) [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.]

30) Suggest he hook up with Knockout. [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.]

31) After he's exhausted from a long day of getting his butt chewed out by Megatron and the Autobots, offer Movie Starscream a nice, heaping bowl of... DORITOS. [Kindly submitted by ~primenatorgirl217.]

32) Show Prime Screamer a picture of all the other verses (excluding bayverse) and ask him why he went for a femme look. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

33) Ask Prime Starscream why he decided to stop halfway through his sex change. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

34) Tell him Skywarp or Thundercracker would make a MUCH better trine leader. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

35) Ask him if his ulterior motive for going neutral was because he was tired of being everyone's bitch. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

36) Knock repeatedly on Starscream's head and remark at how empty it sounds. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

37) Tell Knockout that Starscream wants to mate with him like an earth bunny. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

38) Convince Soundwave it's a good idea to put you in Starscream's room. When Starscream comes in and does something stupid pop out with a camera and tell him it's streaming live.
[Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

39) Politely ask him if he'd like to come over for a girl's night in and what chick flicks he'd like to order. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

40) Whenever you walk past him with a scarf on flip it with the words "He's a stupid bitch". If he really isn't that stupid he'll realize you're talking about him after the twentieth time. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

41) Make a 10-minute loop video of Starscream's death in the 1986 classic film Transformers: The Movie. Show it to him and see how he likes it. Send it to everyone else while he's fuming with anger. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

42) Trick him into thinking Unicron's unholy ghost is haunting him for refusing to follow his orders and make Cybertron his new body. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

43) Ask Starscream how long he's been a helium addict. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

44) In relation to the previous, tell him there is a way to get him help with his helium addiction. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

45) Get in front of Starscream. Hold up Starscream and Thundercracker toys and ask outloud "Why is Starscream a ripoff of Thundercracker?" While it's really the other way around, act as though you believe it. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

46) Ask Bayformers Starscream how it felt to get the tattoos he always wanted after Megatron died. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

47) Ask bayformers Starscream to do the duck walk. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

48) Show Bayformers Starscream a 10 minute loop video of his death in that movie he was in. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

49) Tell TFP Starscream to start eating better because he looks so thin. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

50) Ask Energon Starscream how does it feel to be a hollow shell of himself who doesn't remember anything. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

51) Ask Cybertron Starscream how did it felt to get beat up by Primus a bunch of times. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

52) Tell Armada Starscream he becomes a characterless zombie when Alpha Q brings him back from the dead in Transformers Energon. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

53) Show TFP Megatron the clip where G1 Starscream yells "I'M STUUUUUPID". Should give him ideas. [Kindly submitted by =LadyLaonia.]

54) Tell him that red and blue are Autobot colors, and him having them means he is an autobot. [Kindly submitted by ~pokemonshadeflame.]

55) Get every known star scream at a gathering and announce that: "ARMADA STARSCREAM IS THE SMARTEST ONE THERE". [Kindly submitted by ~Raqwaza17.]

56) Politely ask Bayformer Starscream how he felt about his death being the most humiliating out of his reincarnations. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

57) Introduce G1 Starscream to Armada Starscream by telling the first one the second is an Autobot. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

58) Give Animated Starscream a voucher for a plastic surgeon, this goes for Prime Starscream as well. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

59) Everytime his back is turned towards you shout at him that it isn't polite to stare. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

60) When another mission to harvest more energon fails tell Megatron it was all Starscream's fault. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

61) Rig a door with a bucket filled with the most colorful paints you could find. Once the trap is sprung act confused and say something about him requesting a new paint job. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

62) Record him singing in the wash racks and send it to every Decepticon and Autobot. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

63) While Starscream is nearby report to Megatron that Starscream is sleeping with Optimus. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

64) Everytime Starscream says something pretend you didn't hear. When he gets mad get mad back at him and say it wasn't your fault you mistook his voice for radio static. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

65) Run around telling every Decepticon you see that Starscream loves sparklings. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

66) Convince Knockout that he should take a look at Starscream's voice box. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

67) Tell Megatron the thing that turns Starscream on the most is hard core bondage. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

68) Tell Starscream that you found his secret stash. When he asks about what you're talking about give him a wink and walk away before stashing porn throughout his room. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

69) Collect as much Autobot porn as you can and cover Megatron's room in it then say it was Starscream's doing. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

70) Ask TFP Starscream how it felt when Skyquake said he only obeyed Megatron. [Kindly submitted by ~Cinnamonfur.]

71) Tell G1 Starscream that Prime Starscream is just a sweet transvestite from transelvania. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

72) Walk behind G1 Starscream dressed as a gypsy carrying a crystal ball proclaiming you can see the future. You predict that he will look like a femme and his thrusters will resemble high heels. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

73) Gather all the Starscream's for an "It's alright to be gay." lecture. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

74) Run around after Prime Starscream saying "Up next on the Hub is My Little Pony: Fiendship is Magic." [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

75) Everytime he walks up to Megatron start screaming the lyrics to "Bad Romance." [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

76) Gather all the Decepticons into the rec. room and get them to talk about anything. As soon as Starscream enters the room get everyone to stop talking at exactly the same time and begin staring at him suspiciously. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

77) Paint Megatron's fusion canon rainbow with the words "Friendship Canon" painted in bright pink and put Starscream's signature on it. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

78) Ask him if shuttles turn him on. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

79) Chuckle and shake your head every time he sees you. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

80) Drag him into a shopping trip with several femmes. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

81) Photoshop Starscream doing naughty things with Soundwave. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

82) When you see Prime Starscream wince and say "Man, Breakdown didn't have to hit you that hard. Oh wait, that's what you actually look like." [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

83) Tell Prime Starscream that Steve the vehicon could lead the Decepticons better then he could. Not to mention that Steve is far sexier. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

84) Keep asking Starscream if he had a crush on Skyfire. Disregard any answer unless it's yes. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

85) Show him TFM2 Easter Egg (Copy and paste this URL:…) and say, "Butterfree!" [Kindly submitted by ~awsomegirl1123.]

86) Tell Prime Starscream that Soundwave has the best feminine legs. Ever. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

87) Tell Starscream he should just give up on leadership because, really, Megatron is just a badass. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

88) Walk around behind him reading all your favorite smut scenes that include him and Optimus. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

89) Tell every Starscream that Prime Starscream actually said he didn't want to be the leader. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

91) Tell all Starscream's that Megatron treats Shattered Glass Starscream with respect and even calls him a genius. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

92) Repaint Starscream as Thundercracker, Thundercracker as Skywarp, and Skywarp as Starscream. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

93) As soon as he finishes cleaning up his quarters and leaves start trashing the place. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

94) Convince Soundwave to play a loop of the most annoying music you can find, right into his room. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

95) Tell Megatron that Starscream wants to have his babies. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

96) Switch the numbers in a popularity pole to have it say Megatron has more fangirls. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

97) Say 'woof' every time he walks past. When he asks why you bark say it's because of how ugly he is. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

98) Talk in backwards sentences when addressing him. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

99) Tell him the Cone Heads are sooooooo much cooler than the Elite Trine. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

100) Proudly display this list throughout the Nemesis. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]
Suggestions Closed.

Results may vary upon being said/done to SS. We're fairly certain he'll be far from pleased with any of them, however...

:iconstarscreamtfp: is sure to hate us all 8D

Check out the Autobot Installment by looking in this deviation's authors comment:…

Other Installments in the Series:
(#) Ways to Annoy Knockout
(#) Ways to Annoy Megatron
(#) Ways to Annoy Soundwave
(#) Ways to Annoy Breakdown
(#) Ways to Annoy Airachnid
(#) Ways to Annoy Shockwave
(#) Ways to Annoy Steve
(#) Ways to Annoy Skywarp
(#) Ways to Annoy Thundercracker
(#) Ways to Annoy Blitzwing
(#) Ways to Annoy Lugnut
(#) Ways to Annoy Unicron
(#) Ways to Annoy Skyquake
(#) Ways to Annoy Dreadwing

Transformers is owned by Hasbro and others.
Deviation and first 11 ideas come from =RoyalBlackheart.
Idea 12 comes from ~Spartan-10.
Ideas 13-16 come from ~FoxAircurrent.
Idea 17 comes from *TCLindsay.
Idea 18 comes from ~ErinPrimette.
Ideas 19 & 20 come from ~shozurei.
Idea 21 comes from ~Metaknightgirl42.
Idea 22 comes from ~FoxAircurrent.
Ideas 23-27 come from ~SkylerFarrier.
Idea 28 comes from ~XChick.
Ideas 29-31 come from ~primenatorgirl217.
Ideas 32-40 come from *isscaris.
Ideas 41-52 come from ~ShadowBionics.
Idea 53 comes from ~LadyLaconia.
Idea 54 comes from ~Aquatic-Knight.
Idea 55 comes from ~Raqwaza17.
Ideas 56-69 come from *isscaris.
Idea 70 comes from ~Cinnamonfur.
Ideas 71-84 come from *isscaris.
Idea 85 comes from !awsomegirl1123.
Idea 86 comes from ~RogueScarlett.
Ideas 87-100 owned by *isscaris.
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aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I've done them all... I'm currently living with Megatron and hiding everytime Screams comes into the room, Scream's going to tear out my eyes if he ever gets his hands on me... Dear Primus, someone help me...
menslady125 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer

And again, I suggest the mirror one. "Hey, Starscream...I see somebody really sexy in the mirror...and look! You're there, too!"
Bubbly-Witch Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
90 is the best! ;)
OtakuAmyRose Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist
okay. i try it again when I have more time and more strentgh Xd
OtakuAmyRose Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist
I stopped after 4
I love him too much to read this
C-j-Blackwell Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Student
Observation: Starscream is the universe's bitch
Royal-Madness Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014   Artist
me:*smirks at recording him singing in the shower* Rumble, Frenzy I have a great Idea to prank Starscream.
MissRandomNomad0o Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
Suggestions are closed, but anyway:

Ask him whether he goes to the boy's bathroom or the girl's.
starscream45085 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I would so do the last one.
MetallicGirl Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Professional Writer
No. 78, I got that one. SkyfirexMegatronxStarscream love triangle
MaxxineMagmaChief Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Another way to annoy him, call Starscream commander whiner!
Cybertronian-RP Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Professional Artist
"Oh joy.... I know whats happening now.." 
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yep... Hehhehheh... Remember meeee? >:D
Cybertronian-RP Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Professional Artist
mmmm nope sorry XD Not with the people I see on da now. I know a lot of people sorry 
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Lol, sorry. Little joke I have going here. Read the original comment. IDK if it'll make you mad or not.
Cybertronian-RP Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Professional Artist
=P I am not worried, lucky for me I have a mate for this account ;) 
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Cybertronian-RP Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Professional Artist
Sparkmate :V
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
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Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2013
Number 2 so lolz.
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
I got on,
Inform him that G1 starscream was better at planing and more cunning.
That will pise him off. XD
MissRandomNomad0o Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2013
Ask him why he (always) fail when trying to kill Megatron if he's suppose to be a brilliant strategist.
DewottMaster Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
...It's only 99. You missed #90
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013   Writer
Whoops. Oh well. I'm not going all the way back into the backlogs to fix it and no one else has noticed or flipped out on me.
DewottMaster Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
I wasn't flipping out...:iconsulkplz:
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013   Writer
I never said you did. You noticed; I never said you flipped out. There could have been individuals who went "JDKLSAGJOiuiw#% BUT THERE'S 99?!"
DewottMaster Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Bluejay20 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL! I laughed through all of this!
laopokia Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
-takes video of Megs beating up Screamer
-posts it on youtube
-gets one millon views
-starscream comes to my house and f***s me with missiles

FizzyIce Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013
SJplz Featured By Owner May 9, 2013
This is brilliant!
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LMAO! I couldn't stop laughing XD! I understand that requests are now closed but I have some ideas :D!

- Record a video of TFP Starscream doing something really embarrassing. Post it to YouTube. When he asks who did it, blame Soundwave.

- Wear a pair of stilettos and walk down the hallway next to TFP Starscream. Complain about getting sore feet then say to him ''I don't know how you can walk around in these things all day!''

- Every time Starscreams ultimate 'Take over as leader for the Decepticons' plan fails, pat him on the head and give him flowers.

But in all serious, we love you Starscream, even if your latest incarnation looks like he has girl shoes for feet (even voice actor Steve Blum acknowledges it XD!)
Niram-Warrior Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Haha!!! I like the first two ones you had!
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you :D
Niram-Warrior Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
No prob!! :D
Jazzlednightmare16 Featured By Owner May 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
SentinelSpockNimoy Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
29, 62, and 92 were the best.
knightchick Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is incredible! XD

I have one. Record his shrieks as Megatron beats him up, then tell him afterwards that there are healthier ways of stretching one's vocal range, replaying said recording as you do so
xenosplicer117 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
I would suggest giving him a list of all his failures
ZombieLove213 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
AWESOME! XD NEED MORE! Maybe....can I give ya the personality of one of my OCs and do this for her? o.o
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2012   Writer
I'm afraid I'm doing canon characters only. (: Feel free to do your own OC though! I would like if you linked back to one of the series characters I've done but I won't bite you if you don't. XD
ZombieLove213 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks anyways though. XD. I'm working on my OC so no need. I looked through all the characters and almost started crying from laughing to much.
RebelRazor Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I think I know a way to annoy him
Tell him his name sounds girly to the prime one
Giratina4857 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Artist
The "Paint Megatron's fusion canon rainbow with the words "Friendship Canon" painted in bright pink and put Starscream's signature on it. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]" part IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA XDDD
GuarganRamb Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Student Digital Artist
This made my day!
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012   Writer
Haha, glad that you enjoyed it. ;D
digitgirl Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2012
I like Starscream
TheFabulizer Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
*knockout: i f***ed starscream. i guess we're on the same page.
digitgirl Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2012
TheFabulizer Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
*knockout: mmmhhhmmmm
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