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100 Ways to Annoy Soundwave:

1) Stand silent beside him, mimicking his movements and actions. When he plays a recording or talks (depends on the generation), open your mouth and pretend to utter the same words mockingly.

2) Ask him if he's the champion of Kaon, then why does he serve under Megatron? Obviously Megatron's a lesser being. Does Soundwave like being someone else's bitch?

3) Compliment Soundwave on his voice and imagination.

4) Inform Soundwave that throwing his emotional processing away in order to make room for more data is a sign of self-abuse.

5) Ask the Communications Officer why he likes colons so much in his dialogue.

6) Tell Soundwave that hiding all of his pets and friends in his chest is a sign of neglect and abuse.

7) Inform G1 Soundwave that cassette's are so out of style. It's all about CD's and DVD's now dude. You're behind on the trend.

8) Ask eagerly for Soundwave to tell you what you're thinking since supposedly his transmission is so powerful he can pick up the electrical impulses of one's thoughts, organic or otherwise. Then proceed to think of a fluffy kitty version of Soundwave.

9) Ask TF Prime Soundwave where his face is. And why does he take pictures of little kids…?

10) Go around shouting: "Soundwave: Inferior. Starscream: Superior."

11) Talk about how many glitches and viruses computers can get out loud and pointly look at Soundwave as you say this.

12) Ask Soundwave if he ever went to school. His speech sucks.

13) Tell Soundwave you think Blaster makes a better cassette-like Cybertronian.

14) Ask about Soundwave's relationship with Starscream, blushing and giggling madly all the while.

15) Make obnoxious sounds and noises while Soundwave is working. Occasionally ask him if he 'Caught all of that and would replay it backwards to see if there's a hidden message'.

16) Follow DOTM Soundwave and tell him how Frenzys dead, over, and over, and over again. [Kindly submitted by ~IAMChameleonMK.]

17) Prior to number 6; tell Soundwave that he's the Cybertronian Worst Father ever. Let the kiddies go on strike and force him to do houseworks. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

18) Mention that you think Shockwave will win in a glaring contest between the two of them. You never know how long they take it for. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

19) Ask if he uses those tentacles for anything 'else' besides hacking computers and Makeshift. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

20) Ask if those two incidents counted as 'interfacing'. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

21) Scream "But I don't wanna watch hentai!" every time you see Soundwave. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

22) Only communicate with TFP Soundwave in sign language and nothing else. If asked, explain that since Soundwave doesn't talk, then maybe he could communicate better in sign language. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

23) Sing "Mr Roboto" (Copy this URL:… when ever he's around, and dance the robot. [Kindly submitted by ~Krissymcclean1.]

24) Whenever TFP Soundwave sees you, keep pointing at him silently. [Kindly submitted by ~DarkPanik.]

25) Use his casseticon as pets and ride around on them and give them treats and pet them. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

26) When Soundwave stands silently draw a picture of his in close to the same stance as a cute fluffy kitten. [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

27) Kidnap Lazerbeak and Ravage. [Kindly submitted by ~ShrapnelInsecticon.]

28) When he is recharging himself draw on his face a face. [Kindly submitted by ~AutobotPace.]

29) Everytime he walks in the room, loudly point out how he technically MADE Frenzy die, and that maybe if the minicons got out more, that wouldn't have happened. [Kindly submitted by ~Cinnamonfur.]

30) Draw a big smile on his face with a red pro-marker pen and go 'Why So Serious?' in referrence to The Joker. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

31) Give Ravage a bath. [Kindly submitted by ~Steamstrike.]

32) Post a video on YouTube of him having a tea party with his cassettes. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

33) Tie his tentacles into a big knot. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

34) Use him as your ipod/zoon. [Kindly submitted by ~PhantomMuse.]

35) When Soundwave is with Ravage, tell him to stop acting like he's Dr. Claw. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

36) When he transforms, quickly grab him, put him on your shoulder and shout out, "Look at me, I'm LL Cool J!" He seriously needs to get with the times. Boom boxes, cassette players, all that is so old school. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

37) In addition, mess with his head and trick him into changing his alt. mode into something more relevant. Like an ipod. or a zune... if they still make those. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

38) Ask Bayformers Soundwave why he sounds like Dr. Claw. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

39) Take either Laserbeak or Ravage and try to play them in another cassette player... if they still make them, that is. If you can, try to record something stupid on either one or both of them. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

40) Ask him how he size-morphs from a 2-story robot to a tiny little tape player. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

41) After asking him about his size-shifting, ask him how it's even REMOTELY possible for him to fly in both forms. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

42) Rewrite all of the data on his cassetticons to play the cheesiest songs from the '80s, including "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

43) Tell TFA Soundwave that if he really was superior to the Autobots, he wouldn't have built himself with parts made in China. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

44)Tell TFP Soundwave to Google Image search himself with the safe search feature off. Then tell him to search "tentacles" with the same settings. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

45)Say in the dreamiest voice that you want to listen to the greatest tunes from the greatest Cybertronian tape player, the one who has the most SUPERIOR sound quality, sharpest treble, and loudest bass. Yes, you want to listen to Autobot Blaster. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

46) Tell TFA Soundwave he would have been better off as someone else's tape player. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

47) Call TFP Soundwave "Squidwave." If he asks why, tell him that since he's got tentacles, he's got to be a squid. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

48) After (insert number of previous suggestion here), ask him why he chose to become a flyer instead of a swimmer. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

49) After (insert number of previous suggestion), ask him, "Hey, didn't you use to transform into a rolling boombox on Cybertron? [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

50) Use TFP Soundwave's arms to slice the crust off of your sandwich. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

51) Ask him if he has indigestion since he always has live animals in his stomach. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

52)Ask TFA Soundwave why he doesn't have a chin since all the cool 'bots have one. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

53) Tell DotM Soundwave that if he had just stayed in Earth's orbit, he probably wouldn't have had his aft handed to him by Bumblebee. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

54) Tell DotM Soundwave that even Skids and Mudflap look cooler as a rusty ice cream truck than he does as a brand-new Mercedes. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

55) Ask Soundwave how he feels about Starscream being the dominant one in the relationship. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

56) Point at TFP Soundwave's legs and say in Gir's voice, "It's got chicken legs!" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

57) Referring to DotM Soundwave, Ask TFP Soundwave if him not having a face had something to do with Bumblebee blasting it off. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

58) After claiming his superiority, show him a video of Steven Hawking 'talking' in his wheelchair. Then turn to him and say, "That's what you sound like." [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

59) Place flower stickers all over his boombox mode, so when he transforms, they grow bigger. Then tell him, "Well look at how much you've blossomed!" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

60) Ask him if he regrets sending down Ravage and Lazerbeak to Earth. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

61) Ask bayformers soundwave why he operated away his vocoder. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

62) Ask Bayformers Soundwave how he lost his robotic speaking ability. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

63) Compare Cybertron Soundwave with SG Soundwave and let them rambel,100 points if it is Cybertron that leaves first,or 10000 if SG disades to speak like his regual self. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

64) Compare Bayformers with Sir Soundwave and say that the only difference is that Bayformers has a darker voice. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

65) Ask TFP Soundwave why he didn't kill Cliffjumper when it is obvious he could have sliced him into the size of energon cubes in just a minute. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

66) Then say that Starscream did it to say that even sombody without blades for arms could kill an ant. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

67) Then take Mr.Burns and TFP Soundwave and give each one an ant to squish.1000 points if Burns fall first.100000 points if Soundwave falls first.200 if Burn's fly away by the strength of the ant.2000000 points if Soundwave dosen't only fall first,but the wind grabs him and he sails away on the wind. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

68) Take a voice recording of somebody and then put it throught a vocoder then download it to an MP3 and then show TFP Soundwave it and say. - Oops,sorry I seem to have downloaded your voice.Then make a cute giggle. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

69) Then tell him that you will only let him have his voice back if you give you a sparkling clone of your favorite transformers, any time zone and any universe and any faction. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

70) Then after he has given you the sparklings,change the voice into a girl voice with helium and let the voice be singing My little pony. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

71) Then as you run,por water over him and say.- I thought paper dissolved when in contact by water. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

72) Then you should trick him out on an ice skating ring and watch him slice the ice and trip. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

73) Tell TFP Soundwave that he should be training for DOTM because that Soundwave atleast had Some muscle, not all bone. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

74) Tell TFP Soundwave that he can breath out because you won't(will)tell anybody (everybody)how fat he really is. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

75) Show all incarnations of Soundwave, including SG one, plastic addic were he reviwes Titanium Soundwave. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

76) Ask G1 Soundwave if he enjoyed it when Blaster pressed his "erase" button. [Kindly submitted by ~StarscreamIsBeast.]

77) Ask him how many times he got outsmarted from a kid, especially Raf in TF Prime. [Kindly submitted by ~Juliapopstar.]

78) Use TFP Soundwave as your TV's satellite. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

79) Have TFP Soundwave play the 1980's show Knight Rider on his 'face,' and every time KITT speaks, say, "HEY! YOU GOT YOUR VOICE BACK!!!" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

80) Then say, "Hey, wait a minute! I didn't know you voiced KITT!" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

81) While he's powered down in robot mode, convert his tape player into a bread maker. How? WITH SCIENCE!!! [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

82) Ask TFA Soundwave how it felt to be outsmarted by a little girl, a prehistoric dinosaur, a lazy construction worker, and a singing garbage man. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

83) Also ask TFA Soundwave where he stores Ratbat and Lazorbeak. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

84) Email a 'Rick Rolled' video to TFP Soundwave's FACE! [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

85) Talk DotM Soundwave into reciting quotes from the sand-mountain-lion-thing from the movie Aladdin. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

86) Ask DotM Soundwave why he would even take orders from a human. Be sure to do this AFTER you've made him do several things for you. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

87) Whenever you see Soundwave staring off into space, ask him, "Are you fantasizing about Blaster again?" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

88) Whenever you and Soundwave are sitting on a cliff, tell him that it's too quiet for you, and ask him to transform into tape player mode. Once he does, shout, "DROP THE BEAT!!!" and push him off the cliff. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

89) Get him drunk on energon, then convince him to sing at a karaoke bar. Record every thing and show him the tape the next morning. 1000 bonus points if you get Blaster to record every thing for you. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

90) Ask him who's the father of his casette children. [Kindly submitted by ~BDNatsuki.]

91) While TFP soundwave is asleep, glue a mustache on his face. [Kindly submitted by ~Saronicle.]

92) Tell him it's unfair to Blaster that he keeps the kids all to himself. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

93) Request that he play "Boombox" by The Lonely Island. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

94)Keep asking TFP Soundwave questions and demand he talk to you with his real voice. Try not to get thrown off the ship. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

95) Ask him if he's really ugly and that's why he hides behind a mask and visor. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

96) Request that he convert his voice to sound like Darth Vadar. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

97) Ask TFP Soundwave did with his casseticons and start spouting off about children and animal rights. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

98) Find TFA Soundwave and tell him that if he really was a Decepticon he would be capable of flight. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

99) Tell TFA Soundwave that vans are stupid. Doesn't he know it's all about Firetrucks, Swat Vans, Motorcycles, Ambulances, and small yellow Compacts. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

100) Ask him what dirty thoughts he found in Megatron's mind when he read it. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]
Suggestions Closed.

Results may vary upon being said/done to Sounders. We're fairly certain he'll be far from pleased with any of them, however...

:icontfp-soundwave-tfp: is not impressed :I

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Check out the Autobot Installment by looking in this deviation's authors comment:…

Other Installments in the Series:
(#) Ways to Annoy Knockout
(#) Ways to Annoy Starscream
(#) Ways to Annoy Megatron
(#) Ways to Annoy Breakdown
(#) Ways to Annoy Airachnid
(#) Ways to Annoy Shockwave
(#) Ways to Annoy Steve
(#) Ways to Annoy Skywarp
(#) Ways to Annoy Thundercracker
(#) Ways to Annoy Blitzwing
(#) Ways to Annoy Lugnut
(#) Ways to Annoy Unicron
(#) Ways to Annoy Skyquake
(#) Ways to Annoy Dreadwing

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Deviation and first 15 ideas come from =RoyalBlackheart.
Idea 16 comes from !IAMChameleonMK.
Ideas 17 & 18 come from ~RogueScarlett.
Ideas 19-21 come from ~SkylerFarrier.
Idea 22 comes from *ahunmaster.
Idea 23 comes from ~Krissymcclean1.
Idea 24 comes from ~DarkPanik.
Ideas 25 & 26 come from ~FoxAircurrent.
Idea 27 comes from ~ShrapnelInsecticon.
Idea 28 comes from ~AutobotPace.
Idea 29 comes from ~Cinnamonfur.
Idea 30 comes from ~RogueScarlett.
Idea 31 comes from *Steamstrike.
Ideas 32 & 33 come from ~shozurei.
Idea 34 comes from ~PhantomMuse
Ideas 35-39 come from ~ShadowBionics.
Ideas 40-59 come from ~Austin-Comix-Inc.
Ideas 60-75 come from ~RobinLightwalker.
Idea 76 comes from ~StarscreamIsBeast.
Idea 77 comes from ~Juliapopstar.
Ideas 78-89 come from ~Austin-Comix-Inc.
Idea 90 comes from ~BDNatsuki.
Idea 91 comes from ~Saronicle.
Idea 92-100 come from *isscaris.
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TheWhovianHalfling Featured By Owner May 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
#8 and #24 are my favorites!! :D
dinadrag Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014   Digital Artist
10) hehehehehhehe i kinda chang it up abit Dinadrag:inferior and now  i have my door locked and i dont think it will hold for much longer :3
DarkSoundwave98 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2014  Student General Artist
-.- how dare u....
TFP-Starscream Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2014  Professional Artist
"I like number 10.."
TheSonicGamester Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2014
Ask why his G1 incarnation has a part time job of being a street lamp.

Shove an iPod in his face and yell " SCAN THIS!"

( I know suggestions are closed but I just wanted to get that out)
TheDarkPhoenixQueen Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry! 56, I ment!
TheDarkPhoenixQueen Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh god! Number 53 is the best! XD  IT'S GOT CHICKEN LEGS!!!! ROFL!
RozaFluffbutt1 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
Do any of them and run for your life and don't stop running
symphonymach14 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Student Artist
numb3r 88 wa5 th3 0n3 that mad3 m3 laugh  th3 m05t
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
Number 36 is so hilarious.
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