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100 Ways to Annoy Knockout:

1) Tell him that red is defiantly not his color. In fact, you think he could use a paint job. And his optics should now be blue.

2) Explain in a dreamy voice that you would love to ride in the most powerful Cybertronian vehicle out there… you want to hear the purr of the engine and feel the soft vibrations of the car… yes, you really would love a ride inside of Optimus Prime.

3) Tell Knockout that the Vehicon (Decepticon drones) know more about cars then he does.

4) After a long hard battle against the Autobots, go up to Knockout and say you've seen better fighting from a sparkling. Oh yeah, and he's got some dents and scratches right there, there annnddd there.

5) Scratch Knockout's paint job and tell him with the sweetest voice possible, "Buff that".

6) Explain to Knockout the two main versions of 'knock out' (1: Being drop-dead sexy and 2: being K.O'd in a fight). Then tell him he was named after the second definition, as any Autobot can easily whip his butt.

7) Tell Knockout that Starscream could be a better medic and scientist then him.

8) Ask Knockout how his relationship is going with Breakdown. You think they make a cute couple!

9) Ask Knockout if his attacks against Bulkhead have anything to do with that, "Raw pent up sexual energy he must be harvesting".

10) Tell Knockout his license plate "JOFY 892" stands for "Jack Off For You" and the number is how many times he's been paid to do it so far.

11) Paint on him and say "u mad?". [Kindly submitted from ~ArticWolfdragon.]

12) Hook up a sensor to the door of the medbay, so that whenever he walks in the song "Sexy Back" plays. [Kindly submitted from ~foreverphantom.]

13) Tell Knockout 'Red makes you look fat' after doing number 1. [Kindly submitted from ~DarkPanik.]

14) Dump glitter all over him. And inside him. He'll be picking it out for weeks. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

15) Have orange paint (the kind used by banks that explode on robbers and doesn't wash out for weeks) explode on him while he's opening up his med kit or wherever he puts his tools. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

16) Tell him that even Ratchet has a more stylish vehicle mode than him. [Kindly submitted by ~Dragon-Lover-Girl-42.]

17) Super-glue bugs into his grill. It'll take him all night to get them out. [Kindly submitted by ~yodana.]

18) Dump hot wax all over him and decorate him with bright coloured feathers. Good luck getting the wax off without damaging the paint! [Kindly submitted by ~FoxAircurrent.]

19) Complement him on his genius as a medic and a scientist... Then ask if he's overcompensating for something. [Kindly submitted by ~LadyoftheLilith.]

20) Tell Knockout he has a deep scratch in his finish, when none exist ;) and keep insisting it's there. [Kindly submitted by ~Terra-Akala.]

21) Glue birdseed to his hood, top and trunk... everyone knows why birds love shiny cars, especially red ones. [Kindly submitted by =LadyLaconia.]

22) Ask Knockout why Breakdown would cheat on him with Black Ara- Airachnid. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

23) Ask if he's jealous that Starscream gets ALL of Megatron's sexy time. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

24) Chase him around with a scraplet declaring "HERE KNOCKOUT HE JUST WANTS A HUG 8D". [Kindly submitted by ~Terra-Akala.]

25) Get Breakdown really drunk on high grade energon and make him believe that Knockout loves him with all his spark. Lock them in one of their rooms together and don't let them out until the next morning. Warning: someone or both will try to kill you when you do. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

26) Get Knockout really drunk on high grade energon and convince him that Breakdown loves him (blah blah blah) and record what Knockout does to return said "feelings". 20 bonus points if Breakdown returns those "feelings" and they get it on. After the next morning/hangover, show a lucid KO the tapes. 100 bonus Points if you can get Soundwave to help you record everything. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

27) Trade whatever paint he does himself with with the exact same color paint..... but it changes to abnotious colors in the sun (since I've seen no windows in that ship, he would not know). [Kindly submitted by ~ArticWolfdragon.]

28) Get Knockout really scared by saying Starscream is about to come and ruin his finish again. Bonus of 9000 points if Breakdown is there. [Kindly submitted by ~Raqwaza17.]

29) Prank call Knockout and pretend you are Optimus Prime wanting a date. Then do the same with Starscream and have them meet in the same place. 5000 points if they do go on the date together. 9000 points if Optimus really shows up. [Kindly submitted by ~Electra1.]

30) Play Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats," specifically the parts about when she digs her key into the car's side, carves her name into the leather seats, takes a Louisville slugger to the headlights, and slashes holes in all four tires. Enjoy the show. [Kindly submitted by =LadyLaconia.]

31) Tell Knockout that the upcoming LA Auto Show had to be cancelled because the world economy screwed over all the car companies and they couldn't afford to host it this year. Don't tell him it was a joke until after three days of him crying about it. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

32) Trick him into bridging himself into the middle of the Dead Sea out in Jordan. Enjoy the show of him hysterically coming back to wash out all the salt before he starts to rust. Reward yourself with a box of cookies if Breakdown has to go into the wash racks with him to calm him down or help. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

33) Climb up on Knockout while he's in stasis, and put bright blue permanent marker on his lips like lipstick. See how long that takes to get off! [Kindly submitted by ~StarscreamsGirl.]

34) Have Soundwave replay over and over again on the screens on the Nemesis how Starscream scratched Knockout's finnish MWAHAHHAHAHAHAAA. [Kindly submitted by ~thederpmaster.]

35) Get him drunk on energon, tell him that pink is the new red, help (horribly) paint him hot pink. Wait till the next morning and say, "Hey Girl!" when he walks by (caution: he may try to kill you)8D [Kindly submitted by ~awsomegirl1123.]

36) You introduce KO to RID Sideburn who tries to flirt with him cuz he's a 'lil red sports car'. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

37) During a 'normal' day, Knockout is minding his own business when someone (You riding on Lazorbeak) purposely spills paint remover on him as a meaningless prank (9000 points if Soundwave dun catch ya riding Lazorbeak) and as Knockout chases after you with his electric staff, a few Decepticons walk by and are puzzled by the sight of a wet trail of red. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

38) Knockout is walking through base when he is suddenly ambushed by paparazzi lead by you. First he's stunned by the sudden flashes, you have a boombox that's playing a song as pictures are being taken; the song being 'I Know You Want Me' by Calle 8 Pitbull. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

39) You somehow organize the Vehicons to do a flash mob as Knockout enters the med bay, they are all dancing to the song mentioned above. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

40) You fill KO's room with adorable lil plushy cubes that look suspiciously like him but cubeified. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

41) Dress him up as a sexy nurse (wait he's already plenty sexy XD) for Halloween, tie him up in military grade duct tape (does it exist? In mah mmmmiinnnndddd) and hang him up on a tree like a pinata and take turns riding him like a tire swing :3 [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

42) Knockout and Breakdown have an argument, KO storms out, you follow him and you starting singing off pitch "Not meant to be" by Theory of a deadman while your partner in crime says, "I'm rooting for ya, mate!" [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

43) You sit Knockout down and kindly say "You can't pull off the flame look, dude. That's Prime's thing." [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

44) After insulting his finish you tell him that even Bumblebee can beat him in a street race. Anytime, anywhere. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

45) If your not dead yet, you sent the Autobots a picture of Knockout sleeping with a lil Optimus Prime plushy and wrapped up in a fuzzy Optimus Prime blanket. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

46) If Knockout still hasn't killed you yet, slip high grade in his energon so he can pass out. As he is KOed (no pun intended XD) you get yourself some wolverine claws and scratch all over him cute lil chibis of Optimus and Breakdown fighting over him :3 [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

47) You get Raf to email KO a dancing kitty that says in a high pitched voice "Take me to your feeder, Knockout! Take mmmmeeeee!" over an over again when he least expects it XD [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

48) Lay bubble wrap all over the floor of the med bay so when KO walks in...POP! POP! POP! [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

49) You arrange SteelBlastAreya [or pretty anyone else who's added an idea here] to become his human partner(OH SCRAP poor KO XD) [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

50) You and your gang play a game of cards while sitting on Knockout as he is recharging. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

51) Blackmail him with a pic of when he was a sparkling in the bath tub all bubbly and shiny. Threaten to have Shockwave send it to every human and Autobot computer if he kills you. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

52) Doodle a mustache and specticals on Knockout's face with a sharpie then use that as back up blackmail in case he gets a hold of the bubbly pic XD [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

53) Hide in the air vents, ambush/glomp Knockout as he walks under the vent and loudly yell, "SNEAK ATTACK!" [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

54) Tell him he's sexy... but Prime's even sexier XD (it's debatable XD) [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

55) Turn Knockout into a sparkling WITH SCIENCE!!! [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

56) You meet Knockout for the first time (before all the annoying torture inflicted on him) "Who are you exactly?" you say in an evil ominous voice, "Your worst nightmare..." [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

57) Friend Knockout on Facebook, follow him on twitter, and stalk watch him here on Deviantart XD [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

58) Ignore KO's request to draw more pics of him an draw more Starscream. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

59) Introduce him to Mojo 8D [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

60) Have a pointless arguement with Knockout. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

61) Win said arguement. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

62) Tie him up in military grade duct tape and thrown him into your basement (if you have no basement, shove him in your TF sized closest). [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

63) Force Knockout to watch a marathon of car crashes (most of them being red sports cars). [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

64) Show him your Knockout action figure which you've allowed a small human child play with and its now pink and covered in glitter, tell him "You have to match now!" while holding a bucket of pink paint and glitter. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

65) Fill his interior with whoopie cushions and confetti bombs so when he transforms... BOOM! [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

66) Get Optimus to rip off his OTHER door. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

67) Organize your buds to throw lemon pies at him to mess up his finish :3 [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

68) Have Soundwave sent Knockout a message that says "Knockout inferior, Optimus Prime superior." [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

69) When Knockout and Breakdown are alone in the command center one day, have a disco ball appear outta now where followed by love music. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

70) Throw an Optimus Prime plushy at his face...Over and over and over and over and over and over and over again when he least expects it. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

71) Somehow rig his electric staff to make it blow bubbles. How? WITH DA POWAH OF SCIENCE!!! [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

72) Dress up like Knockout and carry around a cute lil KO plushy and speak like him and follow him everywhere he goes. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

73) Show him all the KOxBD pics fans have made as well as other slash pairings. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

74) Paint his paintjob into rainbows :3  [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

75) Get Megatron to order KO to stay at base and badysit you (aka his human partner). [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

76) Introduce him to all his utterly insane fangirls. [Kindly submitted by ~SteelBlastAreya.]

77) Tell him that Starscream was, is, and always will be the better second-in-command, based solely on the fact that Seekers are better suited for the job. [Kindly submitted by *daughter-of-Myou.]

78) Prank call him and ask if the doctor is in and when he says yes say "o thanks! Tell Starscream I said hi." [Kindly submitted by *Twilightzonegirl13.]

79) Ask him why, if he prefers cars, did he model himself after Terrorsaur, who was a flier? (They're both red with similar helmets.) [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

80) While he's in recharge place bologne with mustard all over him. When he peels them off it'll strip off his paint AND he'll smell like a sandwich. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

81) Ask Knockout for a favor, and if he refuses, play 'I'll Bust Your Windows Out Your Car' by Jazmine Sullivan as a way of a threat. [Kindly submitted by ~PhantomMuse.]

82) Paint a big target right on his aft while he's sleeping, also painting "insert here" or "property of Breakdown" beneath it. [Kindly submitted by ~CybertronianGirl01.]

83) When you catch him staring off into space, ask him. "Are you fantasizing about Prime again?" [Kindly submitted by ~ATHEIST07.]

84) Introduce Knockout to Sunstreaker; place your bets on Sunstreaker saying that you think he's more likely to win a race. That will annoy the hell out of Knockout. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

85) When he's not looking; quickly glue a paper onto Knockout's back with the words: 'Kiss me, I'm horny'. He won't know what's coming to him. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

86) Rig a dozen paintball guns to open fire on Knockout every time he enters the Med Bay. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

87) Tell him G1 Tracks has a better paint job. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

88) Install a dog whistle inside of KO rigged to continuously blow wherever he goes. With his red paint and tall stature, every dog in town will believe he's a giant fire hydrant.
[Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

89)  Rig KO's radio to play non-stop Weird Al Yankovic tunes at full volume, even in robot mode. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

90) Fill KO's tank with sugar and water. Actually, just it up with anything other thandecent gas and energon. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

91) Convince Airachnid that KO has been secretly spying on her in the shower. With all that acid spit and all those sharp claws coming his way, KO's bound to scream. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

92) Have KO chase you through town on your home-made skateboard, then trick him into driving straight into a manure truck. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

93)  Replace all of KO's surgical tools with bottles of glue and rolls of duct tape. Hey, that's how you've always repaired your Transformers! [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

94) Convince KO that you see a scratch on a part of his leg he can't see. Tell him you have the solution and place a HUGE strip of duct tape on the "scratch." Tell him to peel it off in an hour and hide. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

95) Give KO a very nice compliment on his paint job, then provide multiple ways on how to destroy it on this deviation. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

96) Jangle a set of keys whenever he walks into view, select one then proceed to scratch the closest surface. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

97) Ask him how he likes being topped by the mech that is collectively known as the Decepticon Bitch. And yes, you're talking about Starscream. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

98) Shake your head and tell him "Don't you know? Jets are all the rage nowadays. SOMEONE jumped on the bandwagon late." [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

99) Climb around on his head and shoulders asking questions he couldn't possibly know the answer to but insist that he does. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

100) Tell him his fangirls would rather make fun of him rather than defend his honor. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]
Suggestions Closed.

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Other Installments in the Series:
(#) Ways to Annoy Starscream
(#) Ways to Annoy Megatron
(#) Ways to Annoy Soundwave
(#) Ways to Annoy Breakdown
(#) Ways to Annoy Airachnid
(#) Ways to Annoy Shockwave
(#) Ways to Annoy Steve
(#) Ways to Annoy Skywarp
(#) Ways to Annoy Thundercracker
(#) Ways to Annoy Blitzwing
(#) Ways to Annoy Lugnut
(#) Ways to Annoy Unicron
(#) Ways to Annoy Skyquake
(#) Ways to Annoy Dreadwing

© Transformers is owned by Hasbro and others.
© Deviation and first 10 ideas come from =RoyalBlackheart.
© Idea 11 comes from ~ArticWolfdragon.
© Idea 12 comes from *foreverphantom.
© Idea 13 comes from ~DarkPanik.
© Ideas 14 & 15 come from *ahunmaster.
© Idea 16 comes from ~One-For-Sorrow.
© Idea 17 comes from *yodana.
© Idea 18 comes from ~FoxAircurrent.
© Idea 19 comes from !LadyoftheLilith.
© Idea 20 comes from *TCLindsay.
© Idea 21 comes from ~LadyLaconia.
© Ideas 22 & 23 come from ~SkylerFarrier.
© Idea 24 comes from *TCLindsay.
© Idea 25 & 26 come from *ahunmaster.
© Idea 27 comes from ~ArticWolfdragon.
© Idea 28 comes from ~Raqwaza17.
© Idea 29 comes from ~Electra1.
© Idea 30 comes from ~LadyLaconia.
© Ideas 31 & 32 come from *ahunmaster.
© Idea 33 comes from ~StarscreamsGirl.
© Idea 34 comes from !thederpmaster.
© Idea 35 comes from !awsomegirl1123.
© Ideas 36-76 come from ~SteelBlastAreya.
© Idea 77 comes from *daughter-of-Myou.
© Idea 78 comes from ~Twilightzonegirl13.
© Idea 79 comes from ~shozurei.
© Idea 80 comes from *isscaris.
© Idea 81 comes from ~PhantomMuse.
© Idea 82 comes from ~CybertronianGirl01.
© Idea 83 comes from ~ATHEIST07.
© Ideas 84 & 85 come from ~RogueScarlett.
© Idea 86 comes from ~Austin-Comix-Inc.
© Idea 87 comes from ~shozurei.
© Ideas 88-95 come from ~Austin-Comix-Inc.
© Ideas 96-100 come from *isscaris.
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MaxSchnell1 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Haha I love #2 that is hilarious
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I did all except for #26, as I am uncomfortable with.... things like that... But it was hilarious... 
aoifatracker23 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I regret SO much with this... I kinda started to have a crush on him... I'm fragged...
Nightowlprime Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014   Artist
I love #74
Ienzocookie1 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
#2 is a terrible idea because he'll probably agree with you.
Spearmark Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wow XD 
skyclawthewolf Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
#2 Gives me an idea for a Knockout x reader XD
MissRandomNomad0o Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
LOL no. 100
MetallicGirl Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Professional Writer
There are so many about his paint job because I know KO is really weird about his paint job. :)
SJplz Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
If suggestions weren't closed, then I would like to remind everyone that Knock Out was a Pokémon Minicon in Transformers Armada
dinadrag Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014   Digital Artist
me and soundwave hid in my  room while laughing our circuits off 

72) no i did't dress like him i just change my paintjob and told him im the female vertion of him while nomnoming on the plushie

(yes im a robot mawhahaha)
the-evil-doctor Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014
Wow that's so true!!!!
ADOrnelas Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
# 72, perhaps.
ArtZ-yagsmus Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I wish I could do these all to annoy him but he's not real.
:( I wish he was so I could annoy him sometimes.
LOL Lol 
larafanVGC Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My 5 ways of annoying Knockout

1: Get soundwave to send a message to Knockout saying that you want to meet him in his room. When he comes start singing: "I hate everything about you" by Three Days Grace 

2: Dare Knockout in a stare contest. Tell him that If you win that he'll have to kiss Breakdown. If he agrees and plays make funny faces and grimaces, If he looses watch a conflict between Breakdown and Knockout. 10 points if he kisses BO, run If both agree to kill you. 

3: (Somehow) turn yourself into a decepticon make sure you look much better, and brag that you look MUCH sexier than Knockout.  

4: (If you're still not dead) after these pranks start singing: "gimme gimme gimme" by abba. Once you finish singing point your middle finger at him. Once he gets what your message means, Runaway like a maniac.

5: While playing the main part of the song "Numb" by Linkin Park, argue with him about how you're done with his ego.
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
I try's number 88, 3 days ago. XD
Knockout was so mad.
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
I can never stop laughing when I read these, and I tryed number 88 two days ago, he was so angry.
It was so lolz!
LoveyouCry Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love 26
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
I can't wait to actual try these on knockout tomorrow. XD
katazai Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013
hahaah am amused!this is funny XDDD
symphonymach14 Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Student Artist
y0u cl3v3r 50n 0f a b!@#h, ah ah 1 l1k3 y0u ;)
I hope none of these actually happen to me.
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2013   Writer
Holy scrap O.O;
What is wrong? you look as though you have seen a ghost. 
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
Well you profil pic does look like a ghost eye or what ever humans call them.
larafanVGC Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OMF it's SAURON! XD (just kidding)
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014
larafanVGC Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The giant eye from lord of the rings. The conversation with that person with a strange looking eye with multi colors.
Nightflame198 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014
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breyerloversunite Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I love 12 and 56!

I also love al the SCIENCE ones mwahahahahahahahahah!
electricaki Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
i would think he would like 12
breyerloversunite Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes quite!
electricaki Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
i see do you Rp as knockout or is he just your avatar?
breyerloversunite Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
He my avatar
electricaki Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014
breyerloversunite Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Sometimes I like to role play as him... but I wouldn't consider it official
RobNoctious Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Student Artist
I would totally do 7,12,14,18,21,24,15,26,31,35,37,41,43,45,48,54,64,65,66,69,71,74,82,86,89,93,94,96,97 and 98 long list right ;D
MissRandomNomad0o Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2014
how bout all of them?
BirdGVee Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013  Professional General Artist
"Introduce him to Mojo" XDDDDD

Haha, all of them are really great (I like the adds of "caution: you may die" XDDD)
primeknockout1272 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
lol love them
Mosspath48 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
69) When Knockout and Breakdown are alone in the command center one day, have a disco ball appear outta now where followed by love music.
This quite fits the number 69 XD
RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013   Writer
Oh you know it~ :eyes: XD
shaileeshakei Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist
i actually think that KO would enjoy number 12 hehe
Timelady-Mya Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like 34 the best XD lol
Mad-Monkey-Queen Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
Fill KO's tank with pop rocks and coke and see how long it takes him to fix it.
GirlWithTheGreenHat Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Fill KO's tank with pop rocks and coke mentos and diet coke and see how long it takes him to fix it.

Mad-Monkey-Queen Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013
Than hit him on the head with a hammer. ^.^
Mad-Monkey-Queen Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
30 Play Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats," specifically the parts about when she digs her key into the car's side, carves her name into the leather seats, takes a Louisville slugger to the headlights, and slashes holes in all four tires. Enjoy the show.


30 and 1/2. Play Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats," specifically the parts about when she digs her key into the car's side, carves her name into the leather seats, takes a Louisville slugger to the headlights, and slashes holes in all four tires. Enjoy the show. Then and ONLY THEN, can you tell Knockout to look in the mirror and take a good long look at his side, lather seats, headlights , tires AND the newly drawn permanent marker mustache I just put in him.
AutobotJamdigger93 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2013
101. If you happen to be around him, quote him while doing your best impression of Big Gay Al.
Mad-Monkey-Queen Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
102. Get Knockout really REALLY super drunk on high grade energon and convince him that Breakdown loves him. Then record what Knockout says about his "feelings". 50 bonus points if Breakdown returns those "feelings" and they get it on, keeping everyone up ALL night. Add another 155 points id Megatron is mad that KO and Breakdown made more love noises then him and Starsream do/did/does. After the next morning, put the tapes on the intercom. 100 bonus Points if you can get Soundwave to help you record everything and an other 200 if you and Soundwave manage to put it on youtube. ^.^
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